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Good things come to those who wait.

To Go

Updated I Love You, Goodnight Release date: June 4th

A surprise gift just came through a few days ago. One of Johnny’s favorite producers, Picnic Tyme, the mastermind behind JP jams, The Riot Song and Kids Broken Hearted blessed us with some killer work on the new album. There’s no way we will pass up the opportunity to blow minds with Picnic Tyme on the track. So it’ll be just a few more weeks while we get those tracks added. Johnny’s still hitting the road May 15th and will be performing an ALBUM PREVIEW!

After the TUL/KC/CHI/CLE/BK shows, it’s back to Oklahoma to finish recording and mixing those tracks and uploading the zip for download. Even better? A whole new string of shows are soon to be announced as well! You guys are going to love what tour plans are shaping up for the summer.

Registered Johntourage Members, you’re getting the album automatically!

Everyone else, cop a digital copy of my new album now and support US and EU tour dates.

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New Album, New Tour

On May 15th, Johnny’s new album, i love you, goodnight is dropping and kicking off a new tour. If you support the music, pre order your digital copy. The funds will go directly to extending tour dates.

Click here to Pre Order i love you, goodnight
Available for immediate download at 1am on May 15, 2015
Check the Events Calendar for updates and additional shows. And find out how you can host the next Johntourage House Show.

5/15 – Tulsa Oklahoma, Yeti – FREE!
5/16 – Kansas City – Mini Bar $5-7 Get Tickets
5/18 – Chigago – Reggies (Record Store 7:30-10p Come Early, All ages) – FREE!
5/19 – Detroit (Register to host a house show!)
5/20 – Cleveland Ohio, Grogg Shop – $8 Get Tickets
5/21 – Columbus (Register to host a house show!)
5/22 – Pennsylvania (Register to host a house show!)
5/23 – Brooklyn, NY @ Aviv – $10 Tickets Available Soon

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The Worst Christmas Song Ever

When challenged to evoke the holiday spirit, Johnny imagines dark times and sour notes. Let’s face it, Christmas sucks for a lot of people. Play it loud.

This Anti-Christmas song is the perfect addition to your “pre-family dinner” or “post family dinner escape plan” playlist. Other suggested uses: Give your partner a heads up that they aren’t getting anything nice this year.

Click Here To Download (Free or Donation)

Co-written by Shellie Lewis
Produced by The Haunted

Christmas is here
Its been a year
Since you been gone
Times moving on
I’m moving on
Mrs St Nick please bless all my niggas cuz bitches ain’t shit
& if I ain’t rich by Christmas fuck it ima go out like this
Egg nog & whiskey she don’t miss me
I sit back and reminisce
I’ll be alone on December 25th but fuck it at least I’m saving money on gifts
Last year when we were under a mistletoe
You said a kiss is forever bit don’t remember though
Fast forward my heart is torn and blood is low
The three words that saved my life
: Fuck it though

For Christmas I wanna be over you
For Christmas I wanna be over you
We’re done. I get it now. Trust me.
We’re done. I get it now. Trust me.

I used to watch you while you slept
I crept. I creep. Sneaky baby on some TLC.
Red light. Get some tree to get my head right. Yeah right.
You can blame it all on me just like you always do.
Its my fault for letting myself fall for you.
When life hands you lemons, don’t be surprised.
Just squirt that shit right back in that bitches eyes.

For Christmas I wanna be over you.
For Christmas I wanna be over you.
Bah humbug merry fucking Christmas.

Director / DP – Shellie Lewis
Editor – Johnny Polygon
Post – Shellie Lewis

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Finally, VINYL!

It’s been a long time coming but I was able to get my album, The Nothing, pressed up on Vinyl. I know some of you copped that on bandcamp as soon as it came out. If you haven’t, you should scoop up this piece with your #Johntourage monthly membership code.

There’s only 250 of these and they’re beautiful, heavy weight 180g clear/milky wax. Outer sleeve has a velvety machine matte finish with matching matte finish inter sleeve complete with all the album lyrics. This is one of the nicest pieces I’ve ever put out. Fuck yes.

Click Here to pick up this item or shop other available Johnny Polygon merch.