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Throwback Thursday: Episode 02 – Tomorrow

This week’s Throwback Thursday is here! Go to the product page for download information (free or donation download if you would like to support): http://www.johntourage.us/shop/tomorrow

A nod to Johnny’s late father who sang a blues version of the country song C.C. Waterback by Merle Haggard and George Jones around the house, this version expands on the lyrics and takes the song in a new direction with notes of nostalgia. Stay tuned for next week’s Throwback Thursday.

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New Album, New Tour

On May 15th, Johnny’s new album, i love you, goodnight is dropping and kicking off a new tour. If you support the music, pre order your digital copy. The funds will go directly to extending tour dates.


Click here to Pre Order i love you, goodnight
Available for immediate download at 1am on May 15, 2015
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Check the Events Calendar for updates and additional shows. And find out how you can host the next Johntourage House Show.

5/15 – Tulsa Oklahoma, Yeti – FREE!
5/16 – Kansas City – Mini Bar $5-7 Get Tickets
5/18 – Chigago – Reggies (Record Store 7:30-10p Come Early, All ages) – FREE!
5/19 – Detroit (Register to host a house show!)
5/20 – Cleveland Ohio, Grogg Shop – $8 Get Tickets
5/21 – Columbus (Register to host a house show!)
5/22 – Pennsylvania (Register to host a house show!)
5/23 – Brooklyn, NY @ Aviv – $10 Tickets Available Soon

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The Worst Christmas Song Ever

When challenged to evoke the holiday spirit, Johnny imagines dark times and sour notes. Let’s face it, Christmas sucks for a lot of people. Play it loud.

This Anti-Christmas song is the perfect addition to your “pre-family dinner” or “post family dinner escape plan” playlist. Other suggested uses: Give your partner a heads up that they aren’t getting anything nice this year.


Click Here To Download (Free or Donation)
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THE WORST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER by Johnny Polygon
Co-written by Shellie Lewis
Produced by The Haunted

LYRICS:
Christmas is here
Its been a year
Since you been gone
Times moving on
I’m moving on
Mrs St Nick please bless all my niggas cuz bitches ain’t shit
& if I ain’t rich by Christmas fuck it ima go out like this
Egg nog & whiskey she don’t miss me
I sit back and reminisce
I’ll be alone on December 25th but fuck it at least I’m saving money on gifts
Last year when we were under a mistletoe
You said a kiss is forever bit don’t remember though
Fast forward my heart is torn and blood is low
The three words that saved my life
: Fuck it though

For Christmas I wanna be over you
For Christmas I wanna be over you
We’re done. I get it now. Trust me.
We’re done. I get it now. Trust me.

I used to watch you while you slept
I crept. I creep. Sneaky baby on some TLC.
Red light. Get some tree to get my head right. Yeah right.
You can blame it all on me just like you always do.
Its my fault for letting myself fall for you.
When life hands you lemons, don’t be surprised.
Just squirt that shit right back in that bitches eyes.

For Christmas I wanna be over you.
For Christmas I wanna be over you.
Bah humbug merry fucking Christmas.

VIDEO CREDITS:
Director / DP – Shellie Lewis
Editor – Johnny Polygon
Post – Shellie Lewis